- Twerking
- Candy Crush Saga
- Reality
- Friendship/socializing
- Celebrity
- Authority/trust/politicians
- One Direction/The Wanted/JLS/Little Mix etc
- BBC3
- The Big Bang Theory
- Adverts (character-based and rhyming)
- Presenters (Russell Kane, Nick Grimshaw, Jeremy Vine, Chris Evans... seems like all the male ones are annoying twatshits)
- Love (is it or isn't it?)
- Cryptic crosswords
- Apps
- Energy drinks
- The price of stuff
- Music (pop, club, club-pop and sexist)
