I'm Sick Of

Kafka this, Kafka that.
I HAVE GONE MY WHOLE LIFE (22+ YEARS) WITH NO KAFKA

But now is the beginning of the end,
Friends.

I have bought
The Metamorphosis
and
The Complete Short Stories

The Kafkalessness will soon be at an
END

Let's hope for enlightenment,
For ever and ever,

Amen.