Good In Life

You know what I like in life? Rhymes based on how to safely mix alcoholic drinks. I'm sure you're all the same. There's that one, "Cider on beer makes you feel queer, beer on cider makes a good rider." Yeah, good one that isn't it? Then of course there's that other one, how does it go, "Wine on beer makes you feel queer, beer on wine makes you feel fine." Yeah, both got rhymes in them. I've made one myself, actually, hope you like it:

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G'night folks!

Today

Has been a very olfactory day in Morecambe. Take a look at these aromas:

• Perfume
• Cigarette smoke
• Unsafe-to-eat blue cheese with sweaty-gritty note to start, with rotten fish-and-egg to finish
• Intense hot chocolate, with an absence of fresh bread
• Smoker
• Tobacco
• Stale cider and smoke
• Aftershave
• Crap coffee
• Bubblegum and smoker
• My own personal farts
• Motor oil mint
• Money
• Red wine

Does sleep smell? I'll find out soon...