Today

Has been a very olfactory day in Morecambe. Take a look at these aromas:

• Perfume
• Cigarette smoke
• Unsafe-to-eat blue cheese with sweaty-gritty note to start, with rotten fish-and-egg to finish
• Intense hot chocolate, with an absence of fresh bread
• Smoker
• Tobacco
• Stale cider and smoke
• Aftershave
• Crap coffee
• Bubblegum and smoker
• My own personal farts
• Motor oil mint
• Money
• Red wine

Does sleep smell? I'll find out soon...