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Friday, 12 April 2013

Good In Life

You know what I like in life? Rhymes based on how to safely mix alcoholic drinks. I'm sure you're all the same. There's that one, "Cider on beer makes you feel queer, beer on cider makes a good rider." Yeah, good one that isn't it? Then of course there's that other one, how does it go, "Wine on beer makes you feel queer, beer on wine makes you feel fine." Yeah, both got rhymes in them. I've made one myself, actually, hope you like it:

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G'night folks!

Thursday, 11 April 2013

Sheringham

Bright weepiness thought,
Buttocks to an annoying humility.
Not thrilled to spastic –
Jot the low-paid knickers.
Hog sucker harasses incompletely –
Okay, spiffy, heroic beauty.
Exponential, valued rich
Yahoo! It is commodious youngness,
Temerity of grim strong man.
Hooey! Voice humorous looms,
Subverter, or warm amputee,
Six bugs! XXXX kings sexes.

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

North Norfolk Railway

White-hot as sinister stamina,
Hero-like, up-to-date psycho.
Suavely sweetlike cow hand,
Trim to many -
Milk VIP in unit.
I am the sleek twist -
Infective, sweet of honest Bonnie.
Huh! Sexiest, expert, hell-like exit,
Ego where wetter.
Sweatiest vehemency or foul,
Virtue of hero-like windbaggery.
Make-out butt-ace heathy hooknose -
Oh Jesus! He's pompous cosy!