It's been a long day. A real long day. There been technological mishaps, family arguments, late trains, penises trapped in zips, burnt toast etc. Been a lot of work too, but I think I've done alright.
My best hopes were realized with the MA session tonight though, there was great discussion, friendly faces and even a handout! I think I had some good points to raise too, it's just a shame that I am not as half as what I want good at telling people what opinions are in my head out loud to them to be honest, I think. But I don't think people could even notice that I was maybe not as eloquential as I could have been when I am talking good stuff about things that we were discussed about.
But yeah, being back at uni filled me good feelings. It was like taking a nice, big, warm piss (which incidentally empties you, but... but fills you up with... well, what I just said).
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I think taking a dump is more satisfying than pissing, but I don't wanna lower the tone of the post :p
ReplyDeleteYeah a dump is great, but it's a kind of cathartic pleasure. It's a bit like after I orgasm, I want to go to sleep.
DeleteThe piss, however, I find more envigorating, like a slap to the face from a Dutch prostitute. Your thoughts, please?
If you're going to be slapped in the face by a prostitute, you HAVE to make sure it's a Dutch one. Czech ones may be better looking but they just don't have the, er, wrist action...
DeleteHaha, duly noted!
DeleteYesterday was officially 'Blue Monday'. And I celebrated it in style. Started with my dogs escaping because some idiot opened and left open our back gate. Then I was late for work (because of the dogs and because something that should have taken someone 3 seconds to do at the accountants took 15 minutes). Then I discovered someone had cloned my debit card and swiped 700 quid from my account. And then I discovered (last night in the tutorial) I'd somehow broken my Kindle. Probably by standing on it when I got up to have a piss during the night as I'd left it at the side of the bed.
ReplyDeleteOn the up side, yeah, it wasn't a bad session last night. (And also, I didn't trap my penis in a zip yesterday, which is always something I'm grateful for on a daily basis). I struggled though to say what I wanted about postmodernism. Just couldn't quite articulate it properly. Ah well, reckon it's probably not that easy to talk about in fact, easier to write it out...
No way, man, that's horrible :( Have you managed to get in touch with the bank about it? I take it the dogs are back safe and sound now? Ooh nasty, is it fixable or are you going to have to get a new one?
DeleteAh it's interesting to hear you say that, I thought everyone else got their points/questions across well, I certainly thought I understood you lol! Hey, I'm sure it's more 'pomo' to just seem like you know what you're talking about without saying anything!
I'm off to your blog know, I hear you have a new post!
Yeah, bank is sorting it out. Dogs were fine - they just ran up and down a bit in the snow until I managed to catch them and haul them back in. But no, Kindle is beyond repair. Had to buy a new one (luckily they're a lot cheaper than they once were). Kindle is dead, long live the Kindle.
DeleteGood job too - as I've just said on my Blog, I didn't realise we were supposed to be reading Lullaby this week. Only way to get that in time is a Kindle version (Whispernet is slightly faster than the Royal Mail).
Ah as long as the wheels are in motion. Well since the dogs are ok: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8 (sorry it's such an obvious 'joke')
DeleteGotcha, I'm sure you'll finish it in no time, I'm struggling a little bit to find all the time I want, but hey!
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