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Monday 21 January 2013

It Was Like a Nice, Big, Warm Piss

It's been a long day. A real long day. There been technological mishaps, family arguments, late trains, penises trapped in zips, burnt toast etc. Been a lot of work too, but I think I've done alright.

My best hopes were realized with the MA session tonight though, there was great discussion, friendly faces and even a handout! I think I had some good points to raise too, it's just a shame that I am not as half as what I want good at telling people what opinions are in my head out loud to them to be honest, I think. But I don't think people could even notice that I was maybe not as eloquential as I could have been when I am talking good stuff about things that we were discussed about.

But yeah, being back at uni filled me good feelings. It was like taking a nice, big, warm piss (which incidentally empties you, but... but fills you up with... well, what I just said).

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  1. I think taking a dump is more satisfying than pissing, but I don't wanna lower the tone of the post :p

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    1. Yeah a dump is great, but it's a kind of cathartic pleasure. It's a bit like after I orgasm, I want to go to sleep.
      The piss, however, I find more envigorating, like a slap to the face from a Dutch prostitute. Your thoughts, please?

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    2. If you're going to be slapped in the face by a prostitute, you HAVE to make sure it's a Dutch one. Czech ones may be better looking but they just don't have the, er, wrist action...

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  2. Yesterday was officially 'Blue Monday'. And I celebrated it in style. Started with my dogs escaping because some idiot opened and left open our back gate. Then I was late for work (because of the dogs and because something that should have taken someone 3 seconds to do at the accountants took 15 minutes). Then I discovered someone had cloned my debit card and swiped 700 quid from my account. And then I discovered (last night in the tutorial) I'd somehow broken my Kindle. Probably by standing on it when I got up to have a piss during the night as I'd left it at the side of the bed.

    On the up side, yeah, it wasn't a bad session last night. (And also, I didn't trap my penis in a zip yesterday, which is always something I'm grateful for on a daily basis). I struggled though to say what I wanted about postmodernism. Just couldn't quite articulate it properly. Ah well, reckon it's probably not that easy to talk about in fact, easier to write it out...

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    1. No way, man, that's horrible :( Have you managed to get in touch with the bank about it? I take it the dogs are back safe and sound now? Ooh nasty, is it fixable or are you going to have to get a new one?

      Ah it's interesting to hear you say that, I thought everyone else got their points/questions across well, I certainly thought I understood you lol! Hey, I'm sure it's more 'pomo' to just seem like you know what you're talking about without saying anything!

      I'm off to your blog know, I hear you have a new post!

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    2. Yeah, bank is sorting it out. Dogs were fine - they just ran up and down a bit in the snow until I managed to catch them and haul them back in. But no, Kindle is beyond repair. Had to buy a new one (luckily they're a lot cheaper than they once were). Kindle is dead, long live the Kindle.

      Good job too - as I've just said on my Blog, I didn't realise we were supposed to be reading Lullaby this week. Only way to get that in time is a Kindle version (Whispernet is slightly faster than the Royal Mail).

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    3. Ah as long as the wheels are in motion. Well since the dogs are ok: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8 (sorry it's such an obvious 'joke')
      Gotcha, I'm sure you'll finish it in no time, I'm struggling a little bit to find all the time I want, but hey!

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Just keep it clean (ish)!